Stoic Madness: Archive

Please let me not have screwed this up.

Dec 31st

I need a time machine and a baseball bat.

Maybe I’d get this done in time.

Dec 31st

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Where I was, am, and will be

feels very irrelevant now.

Dec 31st

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mccharmander asked: at this rate, my essays are just going to be long grievance fests. you'll be fine

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I would like to request the ability to vomit right...

And if I could vomit out that UPenn essay, that would be tops, thanks.

Dec 29th

“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil...”

– Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool) My new favorite Rick Perry quote. (via evangotlib) “Foreigners. They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.” — Rick Perry “Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.” — Rick Perry ...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“(How frail the human heart must be- a throbbing pulse, a trembling thing- a...”

– Sylvia Plath, from “I thought that I could not be hurt” (via loveyourchaos)

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”

– Carl Sagan, AB’54, SB’55, SM’56, PhD’60 (via nathanielstuart)

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

Hey, guys,

which colleges should I apply to? :3

Dec 28th

I can't get myself to delete my Facebook.

BECAUSE WHAT IF

Dec 27th

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a...”

– John C. Moffi (via girls-with-curls)

Dec 27th

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Lottery ticket and wine.

And I was freaking out about you getting old.

Dec 22nd

I love myself when past-me makes present-me awesome outlines that I can use to study for an exam.

Dec 20th

As amazingly comfortable as it is, my own bed is a terribly lonely place.

Dec 19th

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How To Say Goodbye — Paul Tiernan

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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I'm afraid.

Dec 15th

Dec 14th

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Apparently I'm plain vulgar.

Dec 13th

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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Fuck.

Dec 11th

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I have a bag of M&Ms but they're not making me any...

Dec 11th

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“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to...”

– Charles Bukowski (via epileptical)

Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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sleepings0unds asked: oo0o0ooh no, no corset. those scare me and i dont understand how people function/shower with them lol. just two on my back dimples or collarbone :p

Dec 10th